Monday Quick Hitters

Why They Told You When You Were Six To Skate With Your Head Up.

"In News You've Already Heard..."

-Michigan is like the rest of the country now. Delany can eat shit (something I've always thought, ever since the "open list of excuses letter").

-Pryor is going to Ohio State because they light more cars on fire there. There are also a lot more parking lots. They do not have their own government or social class system like the great Commonwealth. All of these things make Columbus much less of "a country" than State College.

-The former Nittany Lion mascot once thought up the idea of broadcasting sports on TV and is now suing the BTN.

-I'm eating Chipotle for the 7th business day in a row. I don't care if it's not 'authentic', it good. Period.