Monday, February 25, 2008

Morelli Has Big Hands, Slow Feet

You know what they say about guys with big hands...they can't read defenses.

From SMQ:

Kudos to Chad Henne and Sam Keller on cracking the 5.0 barrier in the 40, a mark cohorts Erik Ainge, Alex Brink, Paul Smith and Anthony Morelli juuuuust missed. Morelli, however, was at least a finalist for the positional award for "Monster Appendage" of the weekend, lugging in a hand measuring one-eighth of an inch shy of a ten full inches, best of his group.

The Morelli hand was second in freakishness only to the arm of Dennis Dixon, which measured a truly orangutanian 36 and one-quarter inches. No other quarterback had even comparable lank attached to them; the only other limb measuring longer than 34 inches was that of San Diego State's Kevin O'Connell, which still put him a good two inches behind Dixon's unseemly catapult.

Really? Are we really measuring the exact length of every limb of each quarterback?

This begs, I mean beeeggsss, for an apporpriate dick joke but I'm taking the high road.

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